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Wednesday, June 22, 2005

French Canadian

this may disgust some people, but i am a furry man.
i got to go in *fingers crossed* and get my back zapped for the last time. this with be unlucky #15, and it was left me with some small patches on my back. seeing that it was estimated at between 5-10 treatments this is kinda a bummer, but im nearly done. its kinda my fault, i started shaving it for a girl, and i didnt stop, so it grew it thicker and thicker. seignfeld was right.
but its nearly complete, and i wont need to worry about my carpet back anylonger.
this is a reason people why i am pale too. what the lazer does is zaps the hair follicals and lightens the hair, doesnt destroy it. usually a single hair follical needs to be zapped 3-4 times to thin it out, til it doesnt come back. the process works best on darker hair people, but because im a blonde monkey man, the hair needs to be zapped at full power, just to see some results. the lazer also lightens the skin pigment around the area ( my whole back) so it has an albino look to it. once this is done, its fun it the sun, burning my skin to its golden.

if anyone wondering what this feels like, being hit by a medical laser. it feels like being snapped by 200 flame rubber bands. ouch!

geoff out

1 Comments:

Blogger FunnyGe-off said...

it hurt alot, they had a new lazer that took twice as long. note lazer + bug bites on the neck = world of hurt

10:42 AM  

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